Tip to frequent flyers:
You may have flown with this aircraft a hundred—perhaps a thousand—times but I know for a fact that you have not been in an accident with it that many times…
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
I’m sure Donald Trump is doing his very best… that’s why I sincerely hope he won’t become the next American president.
Prosecutor: So, you never heard the defendant say he was planning the murder?
Prosecutor: As far as you know?
Witness: I also know things I don’t know…
Witness: It’s my super power… of course it’s as far as I know… Captain Obvious!
“At the end of the day, I’m not the president of the United States.”
Right… Or actually; WRONG!
How the name John came into existence…
Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!
It’s called Justice, not “Just this…”
That’s why you need all the info before you go to trial…
As a former Linux user, I’m getting really, really, really burnt by homebrew.
My big fallacy is that I was used to having the package manager handle everything for me.
Brew doesn’t do that. Oh my, it certainly does not!
Continue reading Who’s really, really, really homebrewing?
In programming, there’s no escape from backslashes!!\!
It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.