Tip to frequent flyers:
You may have flown with this aircraft a hundred—perhaps a thousand—times but I know for a fact that you have not been in an accident with it that many times…
Category Archives: Talk
Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
I’m sure Trump is doing his best
I’m sure Donald Trump is doing his very best… that’s why I sincerely hope he won’t become the next American president.
Update: Woahahahahaha!!!
As far as I know
Prosecutor: So, you never heard the defendant say he was planning the murder?
Witness: No.
Prosecutor: As far as you know?
Witness: No.
Prosecutor: No?
Witness: I also know things I don’t know…
Prosecutor: What?!
Witness: It’s my super power… of course it’s as far as I know… Captain Obvious!
Judge: Order!
At the end of the day I’m not the president of the United States
“At the end of the day, I’m not the president of the United States.”
/Designated Survivor
Right… Or actually; WRONG!
How the name John came into existence…
How the name John came into existence…
Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!
Not Just This
It’s called Justice, not “Just this…”
That’s why you need all the info before you go to trial…
Who’s really, really, really homebrewing?
As a former Linux user, I’m getting really, really, really burnt by homebrew.
My big fallacy is that I was used to having the package manager handle everything for me.
Brew doesn’t do that. Oh my, it certainly does not!
No escape
In programming, there’s no escape from backslashes!!\!
Blaming other people
It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.
