A good lawyer can take the law, bend it into a hula hoop ring and rock* it.
* It may look like that lawyer is “air fucking” that hula-hoop-shaped law, but that’s not at all how it’s supposed to be interpreted…
Category Archives: Talk
Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Break-Shit?
The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
Locking your Kids up in the Basement
War on Terror is like trying to protect your kids from all the horrible things and persons out there in the world by locking them up in the basement…
…just to realize, when the police storms in and arrests you, that you’ve become one of those horrible persons out there that would lock kids up in basements…
Deus Ex Machine Gun
Hard-boiled, shoot-em’-first action bores me. The hero always gets away with some version of Deus Ex Machine Gun.
Touch Screen-wallpaper
I find the technical evolution of monitor screens and TVs depressing…
Where’s my Touch Screen-wallpaper?!
If I suddenly started hearing voices
If I suddenly started hearing voices, I’d ask them to tell me something I didn’t already know… Who knows, what secrets I might uncover?
Many Aspects of Love…
Drug Empire
A: I’m starting a drug empire to sell mouth water.
B: But mouth water isn’t a drug…
A: Well… I might sell other stuff as well, like diapers and bananas and I’ll use all the drug empire methods… part from all the killing, of course.
B: Right. A supermarket then?
Mission Impossible?
Dear politicians, perhaps battling climate change feel like mission impossible… then consider that if you fail this mission, it’s likely your voters will have their own mission impossible in the very near future…
Taking the Climate to Court
We have decided to take the climate to court for unprofessional conduct. If there was such a huge problem, why haven’t the climate said something before?
Talkwards 