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Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Filibuster Machine
I’m creating a filibuster machine. It consists of a printout of a life-size image of Amy Acker I had lying on my hard drive (no further comments!) and an mp3-player…
“Set to stun” will never happen in reality
Why “set to stun” will never happen in reality:
“Shut up mom!”
Zaaap-kabooom!
“Oh! Shit! I thought it was set to stun…”
No Room For Improvement
If you’re already perfect, there’s no room for improvement…
A Go Fuck yourself User Fucker Function
“…and the customer support section has a… quote-unquote user contact function… or as we like to call it in the business: a go fuck yourself user fucker function. Needless to say, you will not be disturbed by your customers…”
“Good, we have neither the time nor the personnel for that shit! They should just buy the products and be happy… and have no problems!”
Those Terrans
Alien 1: Ah, you know, those Terrans? The only things they prioritize are sex and survival. No morals. No ethics. Barely even self-conscious… Heinous creatures!
Alien 2: So fence it off?
Alien 1: Oh yeah. And send the slug patrol to keep them on their planet. We do not want these beasts roaming around the universe causing havoc.
Can of Wormholes?
What if the smallest particle in our universe was the opening of a wormhole? A wormhole with multiple openings? An infinite number of openings…?
It would make everyday complicated relationships seem easy…
Godzilla vs King Kong
Godzilla vs King Kong
in Hong Kong
playing ping-pong.
Not that I’m judging!
Shit a fan
This hit’s gonna shit a fan!
Striking a poser
A: Why did you punch the guy with the fashionable clothes over there?
B: I was striking a poser…
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