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Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Giraffes don’t have fins
Why mankind is going to hell via internet:
A: This is a picture of a fish, it clearly have fins!
B: Giraffes don’t have fins!
A: It’s a picture of a fish!
B: What’s fishes got to do with anything?
A: They have fins.
B: Giraffes don’t.
A: We’re talking about fish.
B: Giraffes don’t have fins!
A: Right Giraffes don’t have fins.
B: See, I’m right…
A: Yes with regards to giraffes…
B: …fishes don’t have fins.
A: I give up.
B: I’m so cool! I’m so right! I’m so hot! I’m so bright! I’m so yeah oh yeah!
CI/CD
We’re implementing CI/CD in my current project… you know; Continuous Irritation / Continuous Disappointment…
Volatile AtomicInteger
Volatile AtomicIntegers… what could possibly go wrong?
Saying no to the whole concept of kidnapping
“Did you kidnap this girl?”
“No!”
“You didn’t even look at the picture!”
“I’m not saying no to the girl, I’m saying no to the whole concept of kidnapping!”
Paraphrased from “Magnum P.I. (2018)”
He says
A: I don’t know if he’s insisting, pontificating, or stipulating. Maybe I should use all three with slashes in between?
B: Did he use words?
A: Sure, but…
B: Then he “says.”
Evil-hundred and two
He was born in evil-hundred and two…
Let Snot Go There
“Let ‘snot go there,” he snorted.
Actor Name
A: Now that I’m in the movies I need you all to call me by my actor name.
B: Sure, I’m just not sure if your first name is Rock or Hard…
Only Idiots
If you design a program to be so easy even an idiot can use it… idiots will use it… and if you’re aggressive enough with that design choice, finally only idiots will be able to use it.
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