I just installed a new hard drive in my NAS. It makes sounds that suggest I should stay clear of the blast radius when it breaks down…
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Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Time flies
What time is it right now? Half-past…
FUCK!
Time flies will eat your life… alive… and to death… Horrendous creatures!
Mutually Assisted Suicide
The world’s nuclear powers keep each other in check by something called mutually assisted suicide…
Pay-per-view
For all in tents…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…
Possibly Impossible
The Sort
Lawyer: We intend to prove our client had no knowledge of the sort.
Prosecutor: We have definite proof the defendant had intimate knowledge of the so called Sort!
Judge: Well, we’re here to sort this out.
Journalist: Judge in Sorting Case just Sorted!
The Ritual Magic of IT Project Estimation
Black Underwear Event
“I’m having a party this weekend. I’ll invite you if you promise to behave.”
“Hah! What’s the dress code?”
“It’s a black underwear event…”
If a tree falls in the forest
A: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to listen…
B: You’ve apparently never been in a forest…
A: Huh?
B: There’s always someone that can listen… or something…
Talkwards 