OMG! At the party last night I dropped my beer on the keyboard, and out came a pseudo-secure crypto algorithm that can break any pseudo-secure crypto algorithm out there. I just withdrew all your money from the bank!
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Ass Implemented
The system works as designed… it is also ass implemented…
Momster
Her mom was a real momster…
Hook, Line, and Stinker
Hook, Line, and Stinker
A Non-Nietzschian Abyss
Modern customer support is like a Non-Nietzschian abyss. You gaze into it… nothing gazes back.
Break even
First, they broke down. Then they broke up. Now they break even.
Hold your breath forever
“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
Preaching to a dead horse
I may be preaching to a dead horse but…
Sweet Baby Jesus
“Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus!”
“You’re wrong… human flesh does not taste sweet at all… it’s more of a papery texture with a definite undertone of red wine…”
When pressing enter, move the selection… upwards?!
At first, I thought this was a sign of a Microsoft programmer with too much time on their hands, but then I realized that of course, in Australia, where they are upside down, they need the selection to move upwards when pressing enter!
And left/right is for places where everything is politicized… “No communist/fascist selections in my home!”
Talkwards 