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Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Calling 935 975 949 dollars
Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!
Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330
Pseudo-secure crypto algorithm
OMG! At the party last night I dropped my beer on the keyboard, and out came a pseudo-secure crypto algorithm that can break any pseudo-secure crypto algorithm out there. I just withdrew all your money from the bank!
Ass Implemented
The system works as designed… it is also ass implemented…
Momster
Her mom was a real momster…
Hook, Line, and Stinker
Hook, Line, and Stinker
A Non-Nietzschian Abyss
Modern customer support is like a Non-Nietzschian abyss. You gaze into it… nothing gazes back.
Break even
First, they broke down. Then they broke up. Now they break even.
Hold your breath forever
“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
Preaching to a dead horse
I may be preaching to a dead horse but…
Talkwards 