Category Archives: Humor

Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.

Humor

Las Vegas Doctor

Image Sat, Sep 9, 2023 erk Leave a comment

A nurse looking into a doctor's waiting room: The doctor will see you and raise you one.

A person is sitting in the room looking up from a magazine.

At the end of the image: Las Vegas Doctor

Humor, Language

Bat Side

Aside Sat, Sep 2, 2023 erk Leave a comment

A: Remind me never to get on your bat side.
B: It’s called the bad side.
A: Have you seen someone swinging a bat?

Humor

2022 to 1970 to 1918

Image Sat, Aug 26, 2023 erk Leave a comment

"When you realize that 1970 and 2022 are as far apart as 1970 and 1918 ....... I'm just going to need a minute ....."

Computers and Internet, Humor

Calling 935 975 949 dollars

Aside Sat, Aug 12, 2023 erk Leave a comment

Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!

Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330

Computers and Internet, Humor

Pseudo-secure crypto algorithm

Aside Sat, Aug 5, 2023 erk Leave a comment

OMG! At the party last night I dropped my beer on the keyboard, and out came a pseudo-secure crypto algorithm that can break any pseudo-secure crypto algorithm out there. I just withdrew all your money from the bank!

Computers and Internet, Humor