Funny misreading of quote:
An increasing number of writers are being dragged, clicking and screaming in some cases, into the 21st century.
I know I click and scream sometimes 😀
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Funny misreading of quote:
An increasing number of writers are being dragged, clicking and screaming in some cases, into the 21st century.
I know I click and scream sometimes 😀
I work with installing and configuring software products. The following “documentation” on backup procedures for an imaginary software system called “Wolfram Idea Management” came to me in the half asleep/half awake stage just after waking up, but kind of before realizing it has happened.
And, no, I hope this has never happened for real! If there is a Wolfram Idea Management system out there, any likeness to that system is coincidental even if per chance the following document could have been ripped out of that software package’s manual pages – then any likenesses are still just coincidental. I’m just that good! (No I do not work with a system called Wolfram… Although the phrase “backing up concerned files” do come from work…)
Backing up concerned files
Important! Important! Important! Important! Important! Important! Important!
ONLY RUN THE PREPACKED BACKUP COMMAND IN WOLFRAM® WHEN BACKING UP FILES!
The command is named “calli-fuckyou-fornia-dream.exe“
For the long explanation read the below text.
Important! Important! Important! Important! Important! Important! Important!
Please! Please! Please! Read the whole document before you backup the system!
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DO READ THE WHOLE DOCUMENT BEFORE YOU BACKUP THE SYSTEM!
It wasn’t easy but I finally managed to become president by process of elimination…
…or what happens at 10 past 10?
…or a celebration of conformity in the PR-business?
Search for any image of watches… chances are 90-99% of them show the time 10:10.
Why is that? Conspiracy? (Illuminati?!) Brain washing? Lack of imagination? EU/US standards? Laws against unjust competition? Fear of competitor advantages? Fabric settings?
I have no clue… But I do have 50 images of watches, all set to somewhere from 10:05 to 10:15… most almost spot on 10:08 or 10:12.
There are a few “wild” ones out there going as far as 10:20… but that’s Nike… and look… Diesel also goes to 10:20… Both are digital… New conformity?
Then we have the (not so wild) wild ones, (Adrenaline) that set their watches to ten to two…
Searching the web (mentalfloss, Google Answers, and petapixel) gives the following bits of info:
That’s all good and well… but… the digital clocks…? None of the above reasons are valid for them… other than the fact that setting them to 10:10 or similar follows some company policy. Timex sets their clocks to 10:09:36 exactly, just to mention one such company policy.
Unsettling, said the settler who had to move…