Sex and drugs and rock n’ roll,
why live tomorrow when you can live today?
P.s. I’m using irony! D.s.
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
The lowest form of elementary particle
The lowest form of elementary particle:
The Tackyon…
Happiness Engineer
The word Prostitute is no longer considered politically correct and should be replaced with the term Happiness Engineer…
Whose league is on top?
I sometimes feel like I’m playing in a completely different league than the people around me. Unfortunately, I am not entirely clear on whose league is on top.
Spicy sex life
– We tried spicing up our sex life…
– And?
– We had to stop. Pepper hurts like hell if it gets in the wrong place!
Not a Fan
– You’re not talking much?
– I’m not a fan.
– Of talking?
– No, that’s not at all what I mean… I just don’t ventilate…
Head Injury
– How are your heard injury today?
– I’m pretty. It’s just that I seem to end my sentences with the wrong baseball.
– Hmm?
– I mean the wrong potato. What I mean to say is that the words in the end of the sentences are green.
– Interesting.
– Not to him.
– Who?
– I mean, I don’t find it palliative.
– It upsets you?
– Yes. I mean; yes! Oh, damn her! I mean to say, yes! Ta-da. Let’s just say I am still working on my head theory. Ahhh, Idea! Assumption!
– Injury?
– No! Ah, oops! You know what I am trying to untie?
– Indeed.
What’s for dinner?
Dinner procedure:
- Open the refrigerator and ask “what’s for dinner?”
- Eat anything that doesn’t reply
- Avoid being eaten by those things that do reply…
Fifty Shades
Fifty Shades of Black: my sock drawer :S
Fifty Shades of Nay: that BDSM/porn thing that was released a few years ago…
Fifty Shades of Bacon: Oink Oink! :O
Guns don’t kill people
Guns don’t kill people,
people kill people…
Sell more guns to the people!
Uh… Wait! What?!
Talkwards 