Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
– What… is he doing?
– He’s sleepwalking…
– But why does he… do that?
– He’s sleep depraved…
Oh! You said Scrum? I thought you said scram…
“It’s all fun and games until someone divides by zero.”
/Seen on a T-shirt on “CSI: Cyber”
Day 1
A: I have a very important question for you.
B: Shoot.
A stares intensely at B. After an uncomfortably long period of silence:
B: So what’s the question?
A: Thanks.
B: Eh? What just happened?
A: I was wondering if you could read minds.
Day 2
A: I have a very important question for you.
B: What? If I can read minds?
A: Ah-hah! I knew you were lying yesterday!
Central heating is like telling your boss your work effort will differ between days. You’ll put a little extra into having weekends and vacations and take a few hours off on work days…
My central “heating:” summers 35°C*, winters 19…
* Not that there’s really anything in place to bring the temperature down… but still…
Psychic, adjusting the crystal ball: So, I can see here you’re going to have a car accident… in two days turning off I-10… Oh, right… not anymore… because I just told you. Also, your brother will lose a lot of money…. or not… right, you should definitely convince him not to invest all his savings in the soon to be discovered pyramid sales con… and your marriage will be shaky… ah, yeah… good on you… if you just stay clear of the boss’s assistant your marriage will be fine… hmmm… I can see here you’re going to have a depressingly normal life… good for you!
Header image by Sindre Strøm from Pexels, Link
Oh, you meant dead drop? I thought I heard you say “drop dead…”
“Why are people tossing shoes?”
“Because they’ve grown tired of waiting for the other shoe to drop…”
“But won’t they both drop eventually?”
“Not if you have a vigilant Estate and Traffic Administration…”
Header image by Nick Wiebe – Own work, CC BY 2.5, Link
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