What Zelenskyy thought about Donald Trump and JD Vance in the White House meltdown.
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Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Fully Vaccinated
RFK Jr. (coughs): “I’m sorry.”
“No problem. I’m fully vaccinated.”
*EOD*
Does journalists covering the White House get free vaccines as a work benefit? Is it required by the union?
MAGA Negotiation Insanity
How the MAGA Negotiation Insanity starting in Munich and probably ending in an asylum likely came into existence:
MAGA: We’re doing peace in Europe!
Foreign Affairs negotiation expert: Right, what’s your visions for the negotiations?
MAGA: First we need to kick Ukraine and Europe off the negotiations and then tell Putin that Ukraine will never be in NATO and that the US will never place forces in Ukraine to do any peace keeping and also we need to tell Zelenskyy that he must give us all resources!
Negotiation expert: Eh. I’m not sure…
MAGA: AHA! You’re a deep state woke Democrat crony! You’re fired!
MAGA, later: Those deep state morons! So, where were we? All resources from Ukraine, lifted sanctions on Russia, sanctions are the worst for business, oh and withdraw all US forces from Europe… you know, so Putin thinks we have a hidden agenda. He’s not gonna know what hit him!
Mega What!?
The Mega WHAT: An attempt to manage knowledge in the Trump 2.0 era.
We hope we do not need to bring out the gigawhat’s and terawhat’s… but we certainly will if we have to!
Header image: OpenClipart, Link
What if there was a third alternative?
When morons do security policy, there’s only two alternatives:
- Leave NATO, say fuck off to Europe, close the borders, build walls, see Chinese/Russian influence soar in Mexico, Canada and Greenland
- Invade Mexico, Canada and Greenland to prevent Chinese/Russian influence…
6 Months For Crimes Against DNA
In an anti-abortion state, a man spits on the floor. A cleaner cleans it up using bleach and gets sentenced to 6 months for Crimes Against DNA. State Supreme Court Justice Handelson Blurb explains, “the DNA in spit is viable for at least 6 hours, so destroying it before that time has passed is defined by state law as a Crime Against DNA.”
The Justice then gets excited, “we’re just now examining the feasibility of DNA in excrement, and my hope is that we’ll have an anti-flush law in place before the end of this year. We were put on this green earth to Safeguard All of God’s Creation. DNA is no exception!”
Who let the DOGE out?
Who let the DOGE out?
Making it Rain Baby!
“How did Donald Trump stop the fires in California?”
“He turned on the faucets and made it rain!”
MAGA people: Yay for Trump!
Sane people: Wait! What?
USAID Boxing
At the orphanage:
“Explain to me again why the kids have to wear boxing gloves?”
“USAID told us the current government don’t think boxing is woke so if the kids have boxing gloves we’ll be funded.”
“Makes sense…”
DOGE
Deranged
Oligarchs
Grabbing
Everything
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