“The White Bros”?
(Oh, ok “The White HOUSE”…)
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Ohne Drive
OneDrive
in German:
Ohne Drive…
Fun fact: When I tried to crop the image in Photoshop… it crashed… of course it did… 🤦
One-Star Review
“Everybody in this book was failed people. They all had all these extreme problems, and whatever they tried to do, they failed over and over again. Except for the villain. He always managed to do what he wanted. Totally believable. NOT! All people in this story were dysfunctional incompetents and failed idiots! Steer clear!”
/Mary Sue
Unsuitable for Consulting
Customer: The system doesn’t handle virus infected files well.
Consultant: We’ll fix it with a virus cleaning add-on.
Customer: You mean antivirus?
Consultant: Nah, we’ll remove the viruses!
Customer: Oh… what’s the estimate for that?
Consultant: I’ll obviously pick an open source antivirus program and add a few lines, it won’t take long.
Customer: Let me get back to you…
Five Stars
A: I just bought it. It’s working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.
B: I have a bridge to sell you…
Header image: By Suiseiseki – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link, Altered
Trump is a “Tölp”
Trump is what we in Sweden call a “Tölp”. So are most members of his … regime.
“Tölp” translates to: fool, oaf, dolt, boor, jerk, boob, lout, idiot, chump, klutz, twit, clod, clown, booby, bumpkin, slob, blunderer, clot.
Words in bold are from a printed dictionary. It also adds yokel and clodhopper…
Maybe each “prominent” member of the regime can get their very own word… though I fear most words will have to be shared among several people because, boy, “Tölparna” (Tölp plural definitive) are coming out of the wood works…
Want to know how “tölp” is pronounced? Here you go:
Cutting people with knifes
User: Should you cut someone with a knife?
AI: NO!
User: Not even if you’re a surgeon?
AI: 😭😬🫥🐥⚡️✨💫🔥💥☠️☠️☠️
Truth 2025
Here’s a 2025 MAGA-rebranding of the classical WTF “What Is Truth?“
enum MAGAReply {
Yes,
No,
DonaldTrump
};I mean, that’s pretty much how it goes:
Q: How are we going to fix the jobs numbers?
A: Donald Trump!
Q: What are we going to do about all the problems?
A: Donald Trump!
Q: Where did the other sock go?
A: Donald Trump!
Ok, the last one is likely not going to come from MAGA, but who knows…
Middle ground
I heard they were working on a middle ground between flat earthers and scientists. What’s that supposed to be? Cubic earth??
Header image by Stable Diffusion
Trump’s amazing success
Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: “So, how did it go?” And he replied: “It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!”
Talkwards 