Wonder what USA attacking NATO over Greenland would look like? Pretty much like this:
The rest of the world likely gets to play the role of the boss…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Conspiracy Theory 101
Conspiracy theory 101:
- Come up with an outrageous conspiracy theory
(If you’re unable, there are a thousand-and-one online resources of the social variety to help you out) - Tell it to everyone
- When someone gets shocked, concerned or upset, take it as a “proof” they are in on it…
- Jump back to step 1 to double down…
Trump, the Father of Lies?
So, you feel Trump is like one of the characters in the Bible? I agree. He does lie a lot. And isn’t there a passage about the Devil being charming as hell and leading many astray? Yeah, the charm was before the election. Now you’re in the domain of the Father of Lies…..
Customer Service Success
Boss: It seems the new AI-powered customer service function is a success… people are actually upset when we step in to do some human interaction.
Programmer: We know, it’s a problem we’re trying to solve.
Boss: What? That they like to talk to the AI? Why would we want them not to?
Programmer: We based it off of a sex bot…
Different
90% of people: It’s OK that you’re not exactly like me. I’m sure we can make this work anyway.
The other 10%: We can’t accommodate people being different. How do you think the world would look if we allowed everybody to be different? Get in line and adapt! … You can do it!
Hallucinators
Alien overlord: So, about this…?
Assistant: Helios… or Sol. It has many names.
Overlord: Right, was it the fifth planet?
Assistant: The third.
Overlord: Ok. And they’re called hallucinators?
Assistant: It seems a fitting term. They hallucinate when they dream, when they interact with many types of written language, when they watch, so called, visual narratives not to mention when they think about their future. It’s hard to tell when they don’t hallucinate.
Overlord: Right. So the recommendation?
Assistant: We steer clear of these crazies. We cannot have these beasts roaming the galaxy. We might even consider putting up a fence…
American World View?
Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the US, one might start wondering if this is how they think:
Misreading
“The White Bros”?
(Oh, ok “The White HOUSE”…)
Ohne Drive
OneDrive
in German:
Ohne Drive…
Fun fact: When I tried to crop the image in Photoshop… it crashed… of course it did… 🤦
One-Star Review
“Everybody in this book was failed people. They all had all these extreme problems, and whatever they tried to do, they failed over and over again. Except for the villain. He always managed to do what he wanted. Totally believable. NOT! All people in this story were dysfunctional incompetents and failed idiots! Steer clear!”
/Mary Sue
Talkwards 