When it comes to data security, I don’t back down… I back up.
Category Archives: Computers and Internet
Posts on computer science and the web, rants about OS:es, Window Managers, Platforms for almost publishing content on the web, and the like.
Half a Word
They don’t know everything about me
Whenever I get an advertisement for something I’ll never buy, I celebrate that they don’t know everything about me!
New Crisis Management Protocol
I’ve decided to implement a new crisis management protocol for when hilariously undermanned and epically underdocumented projects collide with predictably impossible problems:
Customer: …!
Customer: …?!
Me: We’re unable.
Customer: …!?
Customer: …!?!
Customer: …!?!?!
Me: Can’t do that.
Customer: …!!
Customer: …!!?!
Customer: …!!!!!
Customer: …!!?!!!?!!!
Customer: …!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: We’ll be in the Hudson.
MUDE – Multi-User Disconnected Experience
Extend Boolean
Mac Os Bug Sour
Mac OS Bug Sour. Do they really have to be so on-the-nose about it?
Header image: By OpenClipart-Vectors, Link
Typical Support Case
Here’s how a typical support case works after my colleagues started checking out like flies in November and my idea that management thought knowledge was transferred via some kind of “USB”-cable for programmers’ brains turned out to be enormously optimistic—the predominant theory seems to be that knowledge sticks to the walls… I’m hoping no one orders me to lick the walls…:
Customer: The system is broken! What’s wrong?
After lots of research in non-existing documentation and uncommented code following the “unnecessary surgery” doctrine of Ghostbusters (this relates both to the term itself and the performance of the actors in the linked clip…):
Me: The input is wrong…
Who Did It?
I wonder who did it?!
Voice Interfaces
A: I believe that in the future we’ll talk to computers like we talk to people today.
B: That wouldn’t work in an office landscape.
A: Is that an argument for or against voice interfaces?
B: Hmmm…