Amazombie/Amazombified—Someone that buys everything from Amazon and never leaves their home… severe cases even try to make the delivery persons take out the trash…
Category Archives: Computers and Internet
Posts on computer science and the web, rants about OS:es, Window Managers, Platforms for almost publishing content on the web, and the like.
Calling 935 975 949 dollars
Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!
Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330
Pseudo-secure crypto algorithm
OMG! At the party last night I dropped my beer on the keyboard, and out came a pseudo-secure crypto algorithm that can break any pseudo-secure crypto algorithm out there. I just withdrew all your money from the bank!
Ass Implemented
The system works as designed… it is also ass implemented…
Facebook Conversations
There are those people on Facebook with whom you have conversations that seem to go along this line:
A: Since most bananas are yellow and bent…
B: They are red.
A: No bananas are mostly yellow and bent… some are green… and they can turn dark brown and can be almost straight… but most are yellow and bent…
B: Apples are red.
A: I’m discussing bananas. And they are mostly yellow and bent.
B: No they are not. They are apples and they are red.
A: …
When pressing enter, move the selection… upwards?!
At first, I thought this was a sign of a Microsoft programmer with too much time on their hands, but then I realized that of course, in Australia, where they are upside down, they need the selection to move upwards when pressing enter!

And left/right is for places where everything is politicized… “No communist/fascist selections in my home!”
Hard drive blast radius
I just installed a new hard drive in my NAS. It makes sounds that suggest I should stay clear of the blast radius when it breaks down…
Header image: By © Raimond Spekking / CC BY-SA 4.0, Link
The Ritual Magic of IT Project Estimation
Pointless Arithmetic or Incompetent Communicator?
@SuppressWarnings("PointlessArithmeticExpression")
You don’t say? Well, let me counter that with an…
@SuppressFeature("IncompetentCommunicatorErrors")
Let me explain. I’m creating a unit test where I need to do some calculations in order to create an expected value (i.e. do the same computation as the function I’m testing but differently… or usually more manually…)
So this is my test (high lighted was marked as “pointless”):
final MinMaxAverage mma = new MinMaxAverage();
mma.add(1d, 1d);
mma.add(2d, 2d);
mma.add(4d, 4d);
final double min = mma.min();
final double max = mma.max();
final double sum = mma.sum();
final double average = mma.average();
final int count = mma.count();
assertEquals(1d, min);
assertEquals(4d, max);
assertEquals(1d*1d + 2d*2d + 4d*4d, sum);
assertEquals((1d*1d + 2d*2d + 4d*4d) / (1d + 2d + 4d), average);
assertEquals(3, count);
Sure, this test could have used another weight, but I wanted to test with a weight of 1. And regardless… is this pointless arithmetic in a test? Or for that matter in a complex program that might actually benefit from more simple code?
Programming isn’t just coding and numbers… it’s also communicating with other programmers and yourself in a year. Some IDE simplifications aren’t necessarily simplifications at all. Sure, you can make the code look lean and nice, but you probably should think twice about that if it’s a fringe case, something you use very seldom, or in this case the attempt to make the inner workings of a function in a test more transparent.
Ah well, regardless… I fear I’m expecting the IDE to understand my thoughts and feelings… I guess our relationship is in choppy waters then? 😀
Giraffes don’t have fins
Why mankind is going to hell via internet:
A: This is a picture of a fish, it clearly have fins!
B: Giraffes don’t have fins!
A: It’s a picture of a fish!
B: What’s fishes got to do with anything?
A: They have fins.
B: Giraffes don’t.
A: We’re talking about fish.
B: Giraffes don’t have fins!
A: Right Giraffes don’t have fins.
B: See, I’m right…
A: Yes with regards to giraffes…
B: …fishes don’t have fins.
A: I give up.
B: I’m so cool! I’m so right! I’m so hot! I’m so bright! I’m so yeah oh yeah!
