A: I’d be happy to let you sponge me.
B: Huh?
A: Oh! Sorry! That came out totally wrong. How embarrassing. I meant to say spank me, not sponge me!
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Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey
“WHISKEY… WHiskey… Whiskey… whiskey.. w-h-i-s-k-e-y. Uh…”
“Identify yourself? Over.”
“WHISKEY… WHIskey… Whiskey… whiskey… w-h-i-s-key… And… over?”
“This is an army frequency. You’re not supposed to be here unless you’re army. Over.”
“I am army.”
“Explain the Whiskey… thing. Over.”
“It says here, my call sign is whiskey echo five… times I guess? Uh… Over.”
Invented elsewhere mentality
A: I hate this “Not invented here” mentality!
B: Just wait until you bump heads with the “Invented elsewhere” mentality. Then you’ll grow to love the “Not invented here” mentality…
Chainsaws
When the prosecutor said he was going to treat me as a hostile witness, the chainsaws came as a total surprise…
You spoke to Soon
“My name is Soon. Don’t say a word.”
“Why?”
“YOU SPOKE TO SOON!”
Mom Bomb
Had an upsetting phone call with Mom. Watched a person take hostages with a suicide bomb on a TV-show. Helped put Mom into perspective. God, I love TV!
Header image: Yup! That’s Stable Diffusion AI… I love the coorded “mobile”!
Birds of a Feather
Coffee – Order for Stan
Social Media as an adjective
Social Media as an adjective:
“That’s so Social Media of you…”
“You’re totally Social Media!”
You guess what it means…
No limits!
Chinese President Xi Jinping and Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin agreed to a partnership with “no limits” when they met in Beijing in February 2022.
Personally, I’d probably check up on my partner’s sexual orientation before I signed on for a “no limit” partnership, but hey! Each to their own…
Be safe boys!
Talkwards 