When you call JavaScript Java it’s mostly Eczema Script in my mind…
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Coincidences?
Are these coincidences? I don’t know, but what do you think?
- Russia meddles in the US presidential elections of 2016 and 2024, and at least in 2016 has a likely part in getting Donald Trump elected president.
- Trump’s vice president JD Vance attacks European democracies defending against Russian hybrid warfare in a speech in Munich, even having conservatives calling it “a disgrace”.
- Trump spreads Russian propaganda, “negotiates” in a way that puts all the cards on the table before even starting to play and even excludes the most affected parties (Ukraine, and Europe).
Is this Trump thanking Putin for services rendered in the US elections? Or what?
Utter incompetence? Insanity?
Scary shit!
Update: February 28th.
Mega What!?
The Mega WHAT: An attempt to manage knowledge in the Trump 2.0 era.
We hope we do not need to bring out the gigawhat’s and terawhat’s… but we certainly will if we have to!
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What if there was a third alternative?
When morons do security policy, there’s only two alternatives:
- Leave NATO, say fuck off to Europe, close the borders, build walls, see Chinese/Russian influence soar in Mexico, Canada and Greenland
- Invade Mexico, Canada and Greenland to prevent Chinese/Russian influence…
6 Months For Crimes Against DNA
In an anti-abortion state, a man spits on the floor. A cleaner cleans it up using bleach and gets sentenced to 6 months for Crimes Against DNA. State Supreme Court Justice Handelson Blurb explains, “the DNA in spit is viable for at least 6 hours, so destroying it before that time has passed is defined by state law as a Crime Against DNA.”
The Justice then gets excited, “we’re just now examining the feasibility of DNA in excrement, and my hope is that we’ll have an anti-flush law in place before the end of this year. We were put on this green earth to Safeguard All of God’s Creation. DNA is no exception!”
Who let the DOGE out?
Who let the DOGE out?
Making it Rain Baby!
“How did Donald Trump stop the fires in California?”
“He turned on the faucets and made it rain!”
MAGA people: Yay for Trump!
Sane people: Wait! What?
USAID Boxing
At the orphanage:
“Explain to me again why the kids have to wear boxing gloves?”
“USAID told us the current government don’t think boxing is woke so if the kids have boxing gloves we’ll be funded.”
“Makes sense…”
DOGE
Deranged
Oligarchs
Grabbing
Everything
Smells like pre-shit
“Mmmm… it smells like pre-shit…”
“What? The food?”
“Yeah… nice!”
“Ok, while technically correct, that is not a socially accepted term!”
Talkwards 