“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No, wait! If you’re not in the US, your money is illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
– Use your English!
– “Huh” is not a word, it’s a noise…
The OCD English Teacher… 😀
– Merry Christmas!
– Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
– Are you calling me a Ho, you bastard?
Ho or no ho! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday! 😀 Uh, and a happy new year… and well, you know how it goes!
“My name is Harry Ballen, and I am the fattest man alive…”
No wait, I think I got the syllables mixed up!
As a Swede I often find myself stunned by the “magical” thinking of the U.S. justice system and the, often times, completely bizarre “tricks” pulled to get obviously guilty persons off the hook.
Take for instance “Fruit of the Poisonous Tree”, described as…
…a legal metaphor in the United States used to describe evidence that is obtained illegally. The logic of the terminology is that if the source (the “tree”) of the evidence or evidence itself is tainted, then anything gained (the “fruit”) from it is tainted as well. (Wikipedia)
Continue reading Fruit of the Poisonous they did it first… did not! did too! did noo-oot!