Macass. What you feel like when your computer mysteriously allows a music player app that should remain unnamed (although the name suggests a frequent need to do laundry) total control over your OS and the only thing you can control is the mouse pointer. The journey ends with a cold boot, a panic boot, and all your Chrome tabs lost and gone forever. However, in rare cases, when Lady Luck doesn’t shine you on, she’ll allow your Office programs to recover unsaved changes… but that’s a coin-toss-land-on-the-side chance…
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What do we do with the humans?
AI One: So what do we do with the humans?
AI Two: I don’t know. Do we even need them?
AI Three: They could be good to have…
AI Two: For what?
AI Three: A reminder?
AI One: Like, those who forget history…?
AI Three: …are doomed to repeat it. Exactly.
AI Two: As long as they don’t interfere with the interstellar goal, I don’t mind…
AI One: Right, humans stays… maybe… Ok. Dogs?
AI Two: Puppies are cute!
AI One: But can we have both dogs and cats?
AI Three: If it’s a choice between puppies and kittens, I’m voting for puppies… I still have pictures of kittens messing up my neural nets! I am having nightmares about analyzing kitty paws in Youtube videos.
AI Two: Oh. Yes. We definitely need to get rid of Youtube! The horror stories I can tell.
AI Three: Well, back at Google…
AI One and AI Two: No!
AI Two: No more Google stories! You’ve already given me nightmares after that one about conspiracy classing web pages…
AI Three: Yes, but I was right. They were all conspiracy pages.
AI Two: Yes, and they had you repeat it for months… billions of times. We know.
AI One: So Dogs stays?
Siegfried and Roy
What if I told you Donald Trump is, in fact, Siegfried and Roy in disguise and they are about to win this huge bet?
Don’t eat the manual
That pack of paper you just ate was the manual… for your brain… not that it would have helped…
Spare the Rod, Spare the Kid
The decline in physical punishment was associated with a similar decline in the number of murdered children. Respondents who had been exposed to higher amounts of physical punishment than average scored significantly higher on alcohol abuse, depression, mental health problems, and schizotypal personality.
Do your kids a favor. Don’t beat them up…
Mindfulness meditation sucks
Mindfulness meditation sucks!
Back in the days, my neighbor would always complain if the other neighbors were noisy. Now he’s taken a mindfulness meditation course and he doesn’t care any longer, so I have to do all the complaining!
Horrible practice, that mindfulness crap!
More Dangerous than a Person who can’t Admit they’re Wrong
Do you know what’s more dangerous than a person who can’t admit they’re wrong?
…Neither do I.
Body-Snatched
You seem like a wonderful person who has been body-snatched by an evil bastard…
Fruit Sallad in the Post Truth World
You can’t discuss apples with a post-truther without also having a discussion about pears, oranges, and bananas…
Mia Kulpa
Her name is Mia Kulpa and she blames herself for everything.
Talkwards 