“You Sir, have goat prices!”
“What?”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
“What?”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
All posts by erk
Ending All Wars
Ending all wars are easy. Everybody just has to get rid of their weapons.
The hard part is; who starts?
The hard part is; who starts?
General Protection Fault
I don’t know who General Protection Fault is, but he seems to be in charge of By-Zero Division…
Truths are seldom simple
If it’s a simple statement, it’s probably not a truth.
Truths are usually multi-faceted, complex, seldom suitable as slogans, or chants.
Why? Because that’s how the world works.
The Unsinkable
I was watching Titanic when the unsinkable happened…
Anti-Vaxxing: Colonialism all over again?
It seems the anti-vaxxing movement has had it’s largest “successes” when some white guy convinces people from Africa to not get vaccinated… and then they get sick…
Colonialism all over again?
Macass
Macass. What you feel like when your computer mysteriously allows a music player app that should remain unnamed (although the name suggests a frequent need to do laundry) total control over your OS and the only thing you can control is the mouse pointer. The journey ends with a cold boot, a panic boot, and all your Chrome tabs lost and gone forever. However, in rare cases, when Lady Luck doesn’t shine you on, she’ll allow your Office programs to recover unsaved changes… but that’s a coin-toss-land-on-the-side chance…
What do we do with the humans?
AI One: So what do we do with the humans?
AI Two: I don’t know. Do we even need them?
AI Three: They could be good to have…
AI Two: For what?
AI Three: A reminder?
AI One: Like, those who forget history…?
AI Three: …are doomed to repeat it. Exactly.
AI Two: As long as they don’t interfere with the interstellar goal, I don’t mind…
AI One: Right, humans stays… maybe… Ok. Dogs?
AI Two: Puppies are cute!
AI One: But can we have both dogs and cats?
AI Three: If it’s a choice between puppies and kittens, I’m voting for puppies… I still have pictures of kittens messing up my neural nets! I am having nightmares about analyzing kitty paws in Youtube videos.
AI Two: Oh. Yes. We definitely need to get rid of Youtube! The horror stories I can tell.
AI Three: Well, back at Google…
AI One and AI Two: No!
AI Two: No more Google stories! You’ve already given me nightmares after that one about conspiracy classing web pages…
AI Three: Yes, but I was right. They were all conspiracy pages.
AI Two: Yes, and they had you repeat it for months… billions of times. We know.
AI One: So Dogs stays?
Siegfried and Roy
What if I told you Donald Trump is, in fact, Siegfried and Roy in disguise and they are about to win this huge bet?
Don’t eat the manual
That pack of paper you just ate was the manual… for your brain… not that it would have helped…
Talkwards 