A: “The End.” Yay! Done!
B laughs loudly and viciously: No you’re not. You’re not even halfway. Now comes editing!
B laughs loudly and viciously: No you’re not. You’re not even halfway. Now comes editing!
All posts by erk
Ancestry
I am of 3/4 Swedish and 1/4 unknown ancestry… however, being a Homo Sapiens I also claim African descent…
I am also curious as to why all actor profiles on IMDB speaks of people’s ancestry… It’s almost worth trying to get into some movie as an extra just to be able to put the above in my own profile… Can you have a profile as a moviegoer? I mean, IMDB is falling apart anyway…
Protect and Serve
I asked the police for condoms. They threatened to arrest me. So much for “Protect and Serve”!
2020 Hingsight
Did, the coronavirus just give the expression “2020 Hindsight” a new meaning?
My Apartment’s Been Overtaken by Hostile Demon Forces
“My apartment’s been overtaken by hostile demon forces!”
/Charmed
Yeah! I feel you. Happens to me all the time!
Fool O’Clock
When things started to spin out of control we had to concede it was probably fool o’clock in the morning and time to call it a day.
Challenge
“I’m sorry. I can’t be your boyfriend. I’m rude and I’m a challenge to anyone, and you’re already challenged enough…”
Manipulation
I manipulate people, but I’m not an evil person… I do it for their own good…
Snotweiler
My dog has a cold: Snotweiler…
Shot the Hell Up
“Want some whine with that?”
“Thank’s I’ll manage with a Shot the Hell Up.”
“Thank’s I’ll manage with a Shot the Hell Up.”
