The system works as designed… it is also ass implemented…
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Momster
Her mom was a real momster…
Bad choices
Making bad choices doesn’t have to mean you have poor judgment. It can also mean you’ve only got lousy alternatives…
Hook, Line, and Stinker
Hook, Line, and Stinker
A Non-Nietzschian Abyss
Modern customer support is like a Non-Nietzschian abyss. You gaze into it… nothing gazes back.
Break even
First, they broke down. Then they broke up. Now they break even.
Facebook Conversations
There are those people on Facebook with whom you have conversations that seem to go along this line:
A: Since most bananas are yellow and bent…
B: They are red.
A: No bananas are mostly yellow and bent… some are green… and they can turn dark brown and can be almost straight… but most are yellow and bent…
B: Apples are red.
A: I’m discussing bananas. And they are mostly yellow and bent.
B: No they are not. They are apples and they are red.
A: …
Hold your breath forever
“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
Preaching to a dead horse
I may be preaching to a dead horse but…
Sweet Baby Jesus
“Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus!”
“You’re wrong… human flesh does not taste sweet at all… it’s more of a papery texture with a definite undertone of red wine…”
Talkwards 