A: Remind me never to get on your bat side.
B: It’s called the bad side.
A: Have you seen someone swinging a bat?
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2022 to 1970 to 1918
Do you know how that works?
A: If ET can make the bicycle fly, why didn’t he use it at the beginning of the film to avoid pursuit?
B: Do you know how ET makes the bike fly?
A: No…
B: But you know when the ability works and when it doesn’t work?
A: Well, I mean…
B: Without knowing how it works?
Calling 935 975 949 dollars
Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!
Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330
Pseudo-secure crypto algorithm
OMG! At the party last night I dropped my beer on the keyboard, and out came a pseudo-secure crypto algorithm that can break any pseudo-secure crypto algorithm out there. I just withdrew all your money from the bank!
Ass Implemented
The system works as designed… it is also ass implemented…
Momster
Her mom was a real momster…
Bad choices
Making bad choices doesn’t have to mean you have poor judgment. It can also mean you’ve only got lousy alternatives…
Hook, Line, and Stinker
Hook, Line, and Stinker
A Non-Nietzschian Abyss
Modern customer support is like a Non-Nietzschian abyss. You gaze into it… nothing gazes back.
Talkwards 