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I love writing, computers, puns... and can sometimes be spiritual, or mindful.
Computers and Internet, Humor

Calling 935 975 949 dollars

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Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!

Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330

Computers and Internet

Facebook Conversations

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There are those people on Facebook with whom you have conversations that seem to go along this line:

A: Since most bananas are yellow and bent…

B: They are red.

A: No bananas are mostly yellow and bent… some are green… and they can turn dark brown and can be almost straight… but most are yellow and bent…

B: Apples are red.

A: I’m discussing bananas. And they are mostly yellow and bent.

B: No they are not. They are apples and they are red.

A: …