Portal to another world
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I fell asleep while reading your book
Not entirely useful feedback:
Reader: I fell asleep while reading your book.
Author: Oh, do you know why?
Reader: I’d been awake for 24 hours…
Author: Hm…
Amazombie/Amazombified
Amazombie/Amazombified—Someone that buys everything from Amazon and never leaves their home… severe cases even try to make the delivery persons take out the trash…
Turn a plot hole into interesting world building?
Bear arms!
There is a huge difference between bear arms and beer arms, but according to the Second Amendment, Americans can have them both. They can also have bare arms! And if they run while doing it, it’s an arms race!
Header image original: wiki.godvillegame.com
Las Vegas Doctor
Bat Side
A: Remind me never to get on your bat side.
B: It’s called the bad side.
A: Have you seen someone swinging a bat?
2022 to 1970 to 1918
Do you know how that works?
A: If ET can make the bicycle fly, why didn’t he use it at the beginning of the film to avoid pursuit?
B: Do you know how ET makes the bike fly?
A: No…
B: But you know when the ability works and when it doesn’t work?
A: Well, I mean…
B: Without knowing how it works?
Calling 935 975 949 dollars
Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!
Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330
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