“I have sleeping problems. Or, to be more precise, problems getting into bed in the evening.”
“You know it’s good if your bedroom is cool, right?”
“I see. So you’re saying if my bed is on fire, I might have some problems motivating myself to go to bed? Good to know…”

Nope. My problems are in no way, shape or form related to the temperature of the bedroom, nor have I been drinking alcohol…. Computer screens… sure, if they make me forget to do the dishes, make dinner and that it’s 4am. I guess I could blame the screens…