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Monthly Archives: August 2023
Do you know how that works?
A: If ET can make the bicycle fly, why didn’t he use it at the beginning of the film to avoid pursuit?
B: Do you know how ET makes the bike fly?
A: No…
B: But you know when the ability works and when it doesn’t work?
A: Well, I mean…
B: Without knowing how it works?
Calling 935 975 949 dollars
Hey Apple! I tried to call 935 975 949 dollars to ask them if they wanted to come and stay with me, but instead, this grumpy old guy answered. I have to turn my iPhone in for service, right? I marked the dollars in my Safari and it said I could call them using my iPhone… I want my dollars! You said I could call them! That was a lie!
Header image (pallets of bills, possibly millions, even billions): By Creator:Michael Marcovici – Own work, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12173330
Pseudo-secure crypto algorithm
OMG! At the party last night I dropped my beer on the keyboard, and out came a pseudo-secure crypto algorithm that can break any pseudo-secure crypto algorithm out there. I just withdrew all your money from the bank!
Talkwards 