Marketing:
“I’ll give you a $100 discount!”
“Wow, what will that give me?”
“A sandwich… with cheese… If you want ham it’s $200…”
“…”
Header image: by Maria Mastrafchieva on Visualhunt / CC BY-NC
Marketing:
“I’ll give you a $100 discount!”
“Wow, what will that give me?”
“A sandwich… with cheese… If you want ham it’s $200…”
“…”
Header image: by Maria Mastrafchieva on Visualhunt / CC BY-NC
Step 1: Ban abortions
Step 2: Ban contraceptives
Step 3:

And then I’m not even commenting on what’s going to happen to USA’s already abysmal maternal mortality rate… (Oh yeah, American women die during birth more often than women in any other developed country! Abortion bans will not help…)
Did you really vote for this?
Character encoding-dong the document is dead!
Photo credit: James Abley on Visualhunt.com / CC BY-NC-ND
Why “set to stun” will never happen in reality:
“Shut up mom!”
Zaaap-kabooom!
“Oh! Shit! I thought it was set to stun…”