If you’re already perfect, there’s no room for improvement…
“…and the customer support section has a… quote-unquote user contact function… or as we like to call it in the business: a go fuck yourself user fucker function. Needless to say, you will not be disturbed by your customers…”
“Good, we have neither the time nor the personnel for that shit! They should just buy the products and be happy… and have no problems!”
Alien 1: Ah, you know, those Terrans? The only things they prioritize are sex and survival. No morals. No ethics. Barely even self-conscious… Heinous creatures!
Alien 2: So fence it off?
Alien 1: Oh yeah. And send the slug patrol to keep them on their planet. We do not want these beasts roaming around the universe causing havoc.
What if the smallest particle in our universe was the opening of a wormhole? A wormhole with multiple openings? An infinite number of openings…?
It would make everyday complicated relationships seem easy…