Humor

Protect and Serve

I asked the police for condoms. They threatened to arrest me. So much for “Protect and Serve”!

2020 Hingsight

Did, the coronavirus just give the expression “2020 Hindsight” a new meaning?

Talk

“My apartment’s been overtaken by hostile demon forces!”
/Charmed

Yeah! I feel you. Happens to me all the time!

Humor

When things started to spin out of control we had to concede it was probably fool o’clock in the morning and time to call it a day.

Humor

“I’m sorry. I can’t be your boyfriend. I’m rude and I’m a challenge to anyone, and you’re already challenged enough…”