“People may think hair pulling is lame, but when we do it, it results in bloodshed and black eyes…”
“Black eyes?”
“Yeah, if you use your feet for leverage…”
Monthly Archives: January 2021
This isn’t how I remember it, it must have happened in a parallel universe…
This isn’t how I remember it. Obviously, I’m from a parallel universe where what I remember is true and now I’ve moved to this one where it isn’t. That must be it! Yay for me and my perfect memory!
Medicine without Science
Medicine without science is as stupid as drilling a hole in your head… which, of course is exactly what they did…
Power Corrupts and Attracts Corrupt People
Sometimes I wonder what is truer; that power corrupts or that power attracts corrupt people…
A Disgusting Person
“What did the polygraph said?”
“Either he’s lying, or he had to fart a lot.”
“Huh?”
“Yeah… The polygraph can tell us if they need to fart or if they are lying, but we haven’t figured out yet how to distinguish between the two…”
“Either way, he’s a disgusting person. Let’s lock him up.”
“Either he’s lying, or he had to fart a lot.”
“Huh?”
“Yeah… The polygraph can tell us if they need to fart or if they are lying, but we haven’t figured out yet how to distinguish between the two…”
“Either way, he’s a disgusting person. Let’s lock him up.”
Human Sacrifice
God: What? Human sacrifices? Again? Hmmm… Listen… just as long as you clean up after yourselves… I don’t want to slip on pools of blood. Ok? Good. Now, shoo!
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