Customer Speak: The Meaning of “Yes”

Contractor: Do you want alternative A or alternative B?

Customer: Yes.

Translation:

Contractor: Do you want alternative A or alternative B?

Customer: Yes, I don’t understand the alternatives and/or Yes, can I have both?

I mean, think about it.

Contractor: Do you want puppies or pies?

Customer: Yes, I need both!

Or

Contractor: Do you want a deteronic frombotzer or a MacGuffin?

Customer: Yes, I have no clue.

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