Contractor: Do you want alternative A or alternative B?
Customer: Yes.
Translation:
Contractor: Do you want alternative A or alternative B?
Customer: Yes, I don’t understand the alternatives and/or Yes, can I have both?
I mean, think about it.
Contractor: Do you want puppies or pies?
Customer: Yes, I need both!
Or
Contractor: Do you want a deteronic frombotzer or a MacGuffin?
Customer: Yes, I have no clue.
Talkwards 