He mixed the best Martini, and he was all dry and mighty about it too…
Monthly Archives: July 2018
Efficiency
“That seems inefficient…”
“Not if you’re paid by the hour…”
“Not if you’re paid by the hour…”
Why?
Science:
– Why X?
– Interesting question? Why do you think X?
– No clue…
– Let’s figure it out… how about if we added Y?
– I added Y once, it didn’t go so well.
– Let’s add Y anyway and see if that is a pattern.
– Your funeral… but sure, let’s wear protective gowns and keep a safe distance and I’m game…
Religion:
– Why X?
– Because God said so!
Beet by Beet
A beet-by-beet recipe for Borscht…
In the May King
– It’s in the making.
– Then make him spit it out.
– Huh?!
Aint my First Rodeo
“Can you please slow down a bit?”
“Don’t worry, this aint my first rodeo!”
“The fact that the car ride feels like a rodeo should tell you something…”
“Don’t worry, this aint my first rodeo!”
“The fact that the car ride feels like a rodeo should tell you something…”
Over thinking
I don’t over think things! At least I don’t think I do… Do I over think things? Crap! I have to sort my thoughts on this…
Therein lies the rub…ber duck
How not to throw the baby out with the bathwater… therein lies the rub…ber duck…
Fhahahahrenheit
Celsius:
“The scale is based on 0°C for the freezing point of water and 100°C for the boiling point of water at 1 atm pressure.” /Wikipedia
Fahrenheit:
“The lower defining point, 0°F, was established as the temperature of a solution of brine made from equal parts of ice and salt. Further limits were established as the melting point of ice (32°F) and his best estimate of the average human body temperature (96°F, about 2.6°F less than the modern value due to a later redefinition of the scale). The scale is now usually defined by two fixed points: the temperature at which water freezes into ice is defined as 32°F, and the boiling point of water is defined to be 212°F, a 180°F separation, as defined at sea level and standard atmospheric pressure.” /Wikipedia
Talkwards 