IT-customer shocked; Couldn’t fly to the moon on a teaspoon…
Monthly Archives: June 2018
Closed Source, Open Source
In the choice between closed source and open source, my choice will always be working source…
Mandi Belle
Her name is Mandi Belle and she bites…
Java(Script) Gripe
Java(Script) Gripe: Ham is to Hamster what Java is to JavaScript!
Threats and coercion
Right, you’re threatening me with your lawyer in order to coerce me into doing things your way… If only threats and coercion were illegal…
Too much 3D sound
“Oh, that was the singer? I thought it was some creep standing behind me screaming obscenities…”
Why we’ll never see 100% realistic 3D sound on concerts…
A TNT
“There’s a huge crater where your house used to be!”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
Survivor
“My parents are both musicians. You could say I’m a soul survivor…”
The Tragic Human Condition
The tragedy of the human condition is that if someone’s shit is better than everybody else’s shit, suddenly their shit is the best…
Talkwards 