– How come you never go on dates?
– I have a type…
– A type?
– A typewriter…
Monthly Archives: November 2016
Defining moments
Defining/scary moments in life:
- The first time you realize mom and dad don’t have all the answers.
- The first time you realize your doctor doesn’t have all the answers.
- The first time you realize there are questions that have no answers.
Will this ever fucking end?
– Will this ever fucking end?
– It’s called life, and it always ends.
Shortest path to idiocy
Unwillingness to understand must be one of the shortest paths to idiocy…
Positive thinking
Positive thinking: One good thing about a nuclear war is that perishable goods would most likely have their due dates pushed several weeks into the “future.”
Talkwards 