Wants the Nobel Peace Prize.
Charges Ukraine for the weapons needed to defend against Russian terror.
Needs head examined.
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Moreover, I advise that Donald Trump must be deposited.
Trump is a “Tölp”
Trump is what we in Sweden call a “Tölp”. So are most members of his … regime.
“Tölp” translates to: fool, oaf, dolt, boor, jerk, boob, lout, idiot, chump, klutz, twit, clod, clown, booby, bumpkin, slob, blunderer, clot.
Words in bold are from a printed dictionary. It also adds yokel and clodhopper…
Maybe each “prominent” member of the regime can get their very own word… though I fear most words will have to be shared among several people because, boy, “Tölparna” (Tölp plural definitive) are coming out of the wood works…
Want to know how “tölp” is pronounced? Here you go:
Truth 2025
Here’s a 2025 MAGA-rebranding of the classical WTF “What Is Truth?“
enum MAGAReply {
Yes,
No,
DonaldTrump
};I mean, that’s pretty much how it goes:
Q: How are we going to fix the jobs numbers?
A: Donald Trump!
Q: What are we going to do about all the problems?
A: Donald Trump!
Q: Where did the other sock go?
A: Donald Trump!
Ok, the last one is likely not going to come from MAGA, but who knows…
The Most Important WWII Memorial
What is the most important WWII memorial?
Americans: Normandy
The rest of the world: Auschwitz-Birkenau
This, likely, also explains the election of Donald Trump and the general shrug to his demolition of US democracy…
Americans haven’t been there. They haven’t done that…
Yet.
UPDATE: This is of course supposed to be “the most important memorial IN EUROPE”. Hiroshima would be the most important memorial in Asia. There could likely be a long discussion about which one is the most important one. Or we could just agree there are many and that those that put heroism before suffering are kind of childish and not really getting the lesson one should take away from WWII.
Trump’s amazing success
Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: “So, how did it go?” And he replied: “It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!”
4D Chess Trump Style
Trump playing 4D chess:
- Invite your opponent to a chess match
- Set the chessboard on fire with your flamethrower
- See your opponent give you the win because
A) you have a flamethrower and
B) the chessboard is on fire
The rest of us should just pray no opponent goes for a nuclear opening…
Emerging Dictatorship
The latest stunt of the US Junta now is to ban words like abortion, autism, birth, woman (not man but men that have sex with men), disability, diverse, race, minority, Native Americans…
Yeah, Trump can go fuck his minions.
Assumably, I’m banned in the Un*ted Sh*t of Amer*ca… so hey, I’d as likely visit this asshole of the world as I am to go on a fishing trip to the South Pole…
The Economist Democracy Index and Visual Capitalist classifies the United States as a flawed democracy.
The US is not a flawed democracy, it’s an emerging dictatorship.
Yes, for sure, some better president will take power. Yes, sure, they will not overreach as much as Donald Trump.
It doesn’t matter.
The unimaginable power of the president tells us that this is not a democracy. It may behave democratically, but hey, a tiger may not eat you… but it can… would you pet it?
I can only assume, once this thing emerges fully, it will erupt into a civil war… or, should we hope it does?
Otherwise, Trump could do the sensible thing and spontaneously combust. His whole gaggle of MAGA-minions could as well.
401-Cave
The way the economy is going, my 401K might turn into a 401-cave…
Types of Force Majeure
Four types of force majeure:
- Natural disasters
- Acts of war
- Government actions
- Pandemics
Which one of these describes Donald Trump? (Select all that apply…)
Please, Please Sir
What Trump heard: “Please, please, Sir! Make a deal.”
What actually happened: “Please, please, Sir! Come down off the ledge!”
Talkwards 