Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: “So, how did it go?” And he replied: “It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!”
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Free speech or die!
USA: Even offensive speech must be protected under the first amendment!
Europe: …says the guys who have never had their whole continent occupied by the Nazis…
I’m not saying one is right, and the other is wrong, but it’s really easy for someone who doesn’t share the history of Europe to judge Europe’s cautious stance on certain types of hate speech. Especially when we live in a time when critical thinking and fact checking seems to be totally out of style and Hatred is the new Black…
Fear the umlaut
Many years ago, I was working in a project with two programmers from London. These guys, being monolingual, were of the firm conviction that your verbal proficiency indicated competence, intelligence and ability to deal with… well language.
They called my attempts at English “Yoda English” so when the time came to add texts to the app we were building one of the Brits were put on the task.
The customer was not happy.
See, the language in question was not English but Swedish and having someone that didn’t understand a single word of Swedish do the language management produced one of my favorite misspellings of a Swedish word.
The guy had entered “gödkanna” where he should have entered “godkänna”.
Godkänna means “approve” or “confirm”.
Gödkanna doesn’t really exist in a dictionary, but it is a grammatically correct word since it’s possible to construct compound words in many different ways in Swedish (yes every writing app programmer on planet Earth, you heard me right! If you want to create a list of all possible Swedish words aspell-style, it’ll probably be a pretty long list—like listing all possible positive integers…—the local dictionary on my Mac currently contains a whopping 3404 “unknown” Swedish words… 😐)
Anyway, “gödkanna” is a compound of “göd” here used as a prefix relating to “göda” meaning fertilize and “kanna” meaning can/pitcher.
Fertilizer can.
A can of shit?
(As a parenthesis; at this writing, Google Translate suggests “manure can” as a translation of “gödkanna”…)
The customer being in Telecom, it is correct to assume they did not want to pay for a can of manure…
4D Chess Trump Style
Trump playing 4D chess:
- Invite your opponent to a chess match
- Set the chessboard on fire with your flamethrower
- See your opponent give you the win because
A) you have a flamethrower and
B) the chessboard is on fire
The rest of us should just pray no opponent goes for a nuclear opening…
Emerging Dictatorship
The latest stunt of the US Junta now is to ban words like abortion, autism, birth, woman (not man but men that have sex with men), disability, diverse, race, minority, Native Americans…
Yeah, Trump can go fuck his minions.
Assumably, I’m banned in the Un*ted Sh*t of Amer*ca… so hey, I’d as likely visit this asshole of the world as I am to go on a fishing trip to the South Pole…
The Economist Democracy Index and Visual Capitalist classifies the United States as a flawed democracy.
The US is not a flawed democracy, it’s an emerging dictatorship.
Yes, for sure, some better president will take power. Yes, sure, they will not overreach as much as Donald Trump.
It doesn’t matter.
The unimaginable power of the president tells us that this is not a democracy. It may behave democratically, but hey, a tiger may not eat you… but it can… would you pet it?
I can only assume, once this thing emerges fully, it will erupt into a civil war… or, should we hope it does?
Otherwise, Trump could do the sensible thing and spontaneously combust. His whole gaggle of MAGA-minions could as well.
401-Cave
The way the economy is going, my 401K might turn into a 401-cave…
Types of Force Majeure
Four types of force majeure:
- Natural disasters
- Acts of war
- Government actions
- Pandemics
Which one of these describes Donald Trump? (Select all that apply…)
Understanding AI
I believe the largest threat from AI in the coming years, possibly even decades, will not be that it will take over and turn humans into zoo animals. Rather, humans will overestimate its “intelligence” and use it to their own detriment.
This will mostly consist of companies and individuals putting too much faith in AI and making bad decisions because of it. E.g. company owners firing talent and trying to do with AI or individuals getting stuck in trying to create the perfect prompt when figuring out how to do it without AI would have been faster, or at least safer when talking about accuracy.
AI hallucinate, may require enormous amounts of compute without giving us correct answers, and the people doing AI don’t really know what they are doing.
So, do I say AI is useless and should not be used?
I think the Russians (yeah, those guys) say it best: Trust, but verify.
Do not take what comes out of an AI as gospel or truth. Or, as Qui-Gon Jinn said: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
One trick in order to think more clearly about AI is to drop the “I” (intelligence). Instead, you get “artificial content generators” (or “artificial decision makers”—just don’t mix “intelligence” in there and you’re ok):
- Artificial picture generator
- Artificial text generator
- Artificial music generator
- Etc.
I.e. more of a music box than a musician…
By all means, use GPTs or Image Checkpoints, but know that e.g. the text they generate are artificially generated and are neither fresh, original nor necessarily accurate.
However, right now there is a huge problem with AI in that the companies selling it steals copyrighted material with the insane notion that AI’s learning would be human level and this copying, rehashing and abusing of material would be something every human does when they learn something new.
Eh, they are not human! (Not even close.) Also, ok, so pay the price of one book per user that gains knowledge from that book then, or?
So, it could be good to not use AI too much before a satisfying model of payment to content creators have been put into place. After all, no content creators, no artificial content generators.
Please, Please Sir
What Trump heard: “Please, please, Sir! Make a deal.”
What actually happened: “Please, please, Sir! Come down off the ledge!”
MEGA
MEGA!
Make Earth Great Again!