America First, moron version

So, Trump is doing America First. Good for him.

The truth is, any leader of a nation that doesn’t put the interests of that nation first is an idiot and also not likely to be reelected.

However, there are two versions of “[INSERT NATION HERE] First”:

  • Moron version: Me, myself and I know what is best for me, myself and I (and of course we, ourselves and we) because all we have to do is to look at our own feet, and we’ll get all the answers we need from the shit under our shoes.
  • Sane version: We live in a global world, so to make the best situation for the citizens, the companies and everyone and everything else in our country we also need to look outside our borders to make a global world that will be beneficial to us, globally!

Think of it like this.

The world is a swimming pool. It doesn’t matter where in this swimming pool some asshole shits.

This works for both security policy, XXX First policy and global warming.

There will be sewage in our future…


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4D Chess

It’s supposed to be impressive to play 4-dimensional-chess.

Morons.

  • Dimension 1: A–H
  • Dimension 2: 1–8
  • Dimension 3: Lifting or putting down the pieces
  • Dimension 4: TIME!

Fox News and MAGA needs to study physics!

Wait… sorry… they’re also not going to be pulling themselves up by their shoelaces. (That’ll be the job of the tax payers…)


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MAGA Negotiation Insanity

How the MAGA Negotiation Insanity starting in Munich and probably ending in an asylum likely came into existence:

MAGA: We’re doing peace in Europe!
Foreign Affairs negotiation expert: Right, what’s your visions for the negotiations?
MAGA: First we need to kick Ukraine and Europe off the negotiations and then tell Putin that Ukraine will never be in NATO and that the US will never place forces in Ukraine to do any peace keeping and also we need to tell Zelenskyy that he must give us all resources!
Negotiation expert: Eh. I’m not sure…
MAGA: AHA! You’re a deep state woke Democrat crony! You’re fired!
MAGA, later: Those deep state morons! So, where were we? All resources from Ukraine, lifted sanctions on Russia, sanctions are the worst for business, oh and withdraw all US forces from Europe… you know, so Putin thinks we have a hidden agenda. He’s not gonna know what hit him!