I’m going to totally dominate the packaging industry!

How? you ask… I’m going to test my packages before sending them into production!

I expect to become a packaging-baron within a few months.

Update: Well, with the exception of Tetrapack, though. They seem to know this trade secret as well…

Update 2: Shit! Did I just give away my competitive edge now?!

Update 3: Or is it that someone has all the patents in packaging so that everyone else has to do things ass-backward to not have to pay for the patent of “a package that can be opened”?

Ooooh! I think I’ve realized something fundamental about the packaging industry!