The Digital Direct Democrazy System: Welcome to the Digital Direct Democrazy System. We will now ask a number of questions that will be used to determine your political profile.

The user answers the questions.

The Digital Direct Democrazy System: Thank you! We have determined that you are a raving Nazi and will immediately start building the concentration camps…

The User: Hey? Wait! Those were just my personal opinions!

The Digital Direct Democrazy System: Please be patient. This could take a little while…

The User: Hello?! WTF?!

The Digital Direct Democrazy System: Please be patient. This could take a little while…

The User: Whatever…